ambition

stephen

On one fateful 2007 evening, Thomas P Gerrity and Benjamin A Bloomberg skipped happily together hand in hand over the Harvard Bridge. Little did they know that the wind had blown several of their hairs off their head and into the volatile depths of the Charles River. After a year long gestation period, these hairs had intertwined and given birth to the most luscious, curly, and shining locks ever known to man. That hair, and its accompanying body, would later be known as Stephen Salinas. Being rooted in such musical parents, it was only logical that he would be musical as well by playing viola from a young age. But inevitably, Stephen heard the call of the Logs, and he answered with his silky smooth baritone. You can now find Stephen on campus playing with MITSO, singing with the Logs, or riding his bike whilst protecting his hair with his helmet.

edan

God formed Jew-man of the dust of New York, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of tenor; and Jew became a living twig. And God planted a football field eastward, in Edan; and there he put the 215lb, 6’3′ footballer-Edan Krolewicz- whom he had formed. And out of the ground made Jehovah God to grow every Log that is pleasant to the ear, and good for girls; the tree of Logs also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of pros and noobs. And God commanded the Jew, saying, Of every song of room 4-110 thou mayest freely sing: but of the song Signed, Sealed, Delivered thou shalt not falter: for in the day that thou failest to impress the Logs thereof thou shalt not pass! And out of Applebees Jehovah God formed a waitress and brought her unto the Jewish Knee to see how she would sit on him while the Logs serenaded. Jew singeth, I’m yours The waitress was so enticed by the heavenly voice of Edan that she sayeth, Aye I shall be thine, and they lived happily ever after.

In other aspects of his life, young Mr. Kim has been named ‘Most Attractive Man in the World’ nineteen years in a row by People Magazine. And yes, he is only eighteen years old. How he managed it, we have no idea. As smart as he is beautiful, Eddie is currently a member of the most incredible class ever to grace the halls of MIT – the class of 2013. Embarking on the only quest left that could ever hope to challenge the Great Kim, Eddie joined the MIT Logarhythms. When asked about his most recent adventure, Eddie eloquently articulated ‘After four years with the Logs, I will finally feel that I have done something great in my life.’ How wise.

Contrary to the plethora of evidence indicating otherwise, Eddie is really just a regular college kid, who likes to do normal college things. He enjoys grabbing pizza with his fellow twigs, sleeping in, and just chillin’. Eddie Kim really is extraordinary, but he is also a great normal kid, and great guy, and a great friend (especially in a fight – he’s a nine degree black belt in six different martial arts disciplines).

ernie

From our childhood we have noticed Ernie in Sesame Street can sing, but we didn’t know that his painful cravings to be in Logs made him decide to get out to the real world from the TV screen. At the moment he tried to escape, however, a naughty dog touched the remote; the channel swept through ESPN and MTV. There was no chance for the dog to realize that it was the historical moment that Ernie acquired his formidable physical and musical ability. Once he listens to a song, his electronically modified brain sorts the notes automatically in order so that he cannot make mistakes while transcribing it. Be careful to play him a song; once his musical circuit resonates with it, he can’t stop bouncing and his superb strength may cause an earthquake!

ed

bentlee